Reccomended For: Filter / Espresso

Lump of Coal - Festive Coffee

Sale price£20.00

Size: 500g
Grind: Wholebean

Do you know someone who deserves nothing more than a rich, syrupy, delicious, lump of coal on Christmas morning? Unlike a genuine lump of coal, this big 500g bag will keep you caffeinated, and even donates £1 to Children 1st on your behalf.

We successfully managed to make the packaging on this one look as basic as possible to match the sentiment of receiving a lump of coal - although it looks like it was designed by a child, it was in fact a 33 year old man - craxzy huh?

The coffee is a genuine banging 50/50 blend of two of our favourite coffees currently doing the rounds at the roastery, and the combo creates a sure fire crowd-pleaser around the Christmas Tree this year. Expect notes of Chocolate Orange and Tarte Tatin.

Dora Mendez, Colombia - Anaerobic Honey 50%

Exported by Cedro Alto, this is a coffee we tried to get our hands on last year and missed out. It's shimmering body with notes of Nectarine, Sweet Orange and Brown Sugar brings infinite sweetness to the blend.

La Esperanza, Guatemala - Washed 50%

Grown by Francisco Morales, we love the fudgy body and chocolatey vibes brought by this coffee. The farm name translates to 'Hope' in English, and its fair to say that we 'hope' you like it as much as we do.

Coffee Details

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Lump of Coal - Festive Coffee

Milk Chocolate, Blood Orange, Tarte Tatin


Colombia / Guatemala




To make sure you always get the freshest coffee, we roast and ship twice a week; on Mondays and Thursdays. This means you'll always have coffee shipped to you within a week of being roasted.

Order before 9am on Monday for shipping same day. Orders after that ship on Thursday. 

Order before 9am on Thursday for shipping same day. Orders after that ship the following Monday.

From the day your item is shipped it should take 1-2 business days within the UK. We use Royal Mail & Parcelforce for our deliveries.

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